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Laboratory Funnies - November 1999
Definitions to scientific terms by non chemistry majors
absolute zero - the score you get on a test when you don't know a single
answer
acid - anything that tastes like a lemon
acidic anhydride - anything that tastes like a lemon and is dried up high
alpha particle - those little crumbs left on the bottom of a bowl of
alphabet soup
Avogadro's number - 1-800-AVOGADRO
atom - the first man
atomic number - 1-800-MY-APPLE
element - Kid saying the alphabet really fast ...L...M...N... t
work - a force sweating through a distance
time - the interval between one occurrence
real gas - after that chilly dinner
distance - how far away you'll need to go after I eat the chilly dinner
boiling point - when you don't get your pay check
Boyle's law - the time between not getting your pay check and boiling point
critical pressure - the pressure needed to get you to study for an exam
apogee - Long lost Indian tribe
apparent weightlessness - when your alcohol consumption level is higher than
1.5
critical mass - what you need to lose to buckle your belt
superconductor - a guy who drives a really fast train
pitch - term that refers to how high or low the ball goes
light year - a year on a diet
periodic table - the table you eat at periodically
potential energy - the energy you thought you had when you woke up in the
morning
First Law of Thermodynamics - always use deodorant
uncertainty principle - hmm?
elastic limit - how far you go before you snap
weak force - those who work during the week
ion - "Keep your ion the road"
muon - "Keep your eye on the cow"
homogeneous - when I'm only a genius at home
chemistry - when everything I learn in my chem class is a big mystery
HPLC- Measurement of People Chemistry
HPLC columns - Newspaper articles on People Chemistry
escape speed - the minimum speed of workers leaving at 5:00
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